EDIT (18-04-09) There is now a sequel to this: [link]


I have to apologize for the complete and utter stupidness of this so-called comic.

This is basically a compilation if the stupid things my brain makes up when I'm not looking that I just can't seem to get out of my head, so I thought I might just as well draw them.

It started when I was looking for an excuse to draw Sephiroth and his clones. While doing this I started pondering the varying hair lengths of said characters and realized that, in order of shortest to longest, they all have a little more than double the amount of hair of the previous one.
From there my brain didn't take long to calculate that, following this sequence, Jenova should have had almost THREE METRES OF HAIR! That was just something I had to draw!
I drew the one where she's all tangled up first thinking I would just have the clones and Sephiroth lead up to that one but since I'd pictured Jenova's hair as a problem I started thinking about what issues the others might have.

I really couldn't think of anything good to say about Loz (obviously) but I honestly think that Kadaj's hair is kind of a disaster (couldn't they at least have given him an even cut?) and that it is extremely strange that he doesn't notice that Rufus had the box. I mean, he must have had it in his lap all the time. How could he not notice!?

The one about Yazoo is there because, well, he DOES look like a girl. Originally, I just wanted Reno to stand and laugh at him but it didn't work, partly because I couldn't draw it and, well, he has a pony tail too and so can't very well laugh at someone else having one, right?

The Sephiroth picture is there because, to me at least, his hair does look like dog ears and I think Sesshômaru is just stupid enough to make such a mistake and I really like the idea of having him antagonize the scariest villain in Final Fantasy (I really don't like him, Sephiroth is so gonna beat him up for this).

By the way, Loz is now crying because I called him stupid, Kadaj is trying to pick a fight with Cloud to prove himself (I'd offer him some hair pins if I didn't think he'd rather stab me with them than actually use them) and Yazoo is threatening to dye my hair pink if I ever mention the word " pony tail "again (no offence but I really don't like pink).
Meanwhile Sephiroth is off fighting Sesshômaru with Inu Yasha cheering him on after he realized that, with a brother like that, it really isn't so bad if he confuses you with a super villain.
Jenova's present location is just as much of a mystery to me as it is to Kadaj but she's probably sulking in the Lifestream where petty issues such as gravity won't interfere with her intimidation techniques.

Sorry to ramble on like this but given the terrible quality of this so-called comic I felt I should at least try to explain it.

All pictures were drawn with mechanical pencils with massive clean-up, shadowing and highlighting in Corel Painter Essentials 3.

Loz, Kadaj, Rufus, Yazoo, Reno, Sephiroth and Jenova are property of Square Enix, this particular Jenova is mine, though.
Sesshômaru and Iny Yasha are property of Rumiko Takahashi.

There is also a coloured version of the Inu Yasha picture here [link] and Sesshômaru here [link]